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Boy Not Washed Away By River - a silly billy poem.

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The boy fell in the churning beck,
And with no sausages!  What the heck,
He'd eaten burgers by the ton.
His weight had saved him, meat and bun.
[A beck is an English word for a stream.]

This is a cleaner parody of a rude parody of the 1926 poem, "Casabianca" by British poet, Felicia Dorothea Hemans which starts:  "The boy stood on the burning deck ....".

The rude parody goes something like:

The boy stood on the burning deck
With a pound of sausages round his neck.
He ate the first, he ate the last,
And stuffed the rest ***** ** *** ****  
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loreleft27's avatar
and i thought the brothers grimm was bad...:D  much nicer this is