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Q. What is the difference between
a spy,
a telecoms CEO, and
a banker?
A. The first is an asset who covers his ass
The second is an ass who covers his assets
The third is an ass who covers his ass and assets and COVETS his neighbour's ass and all his other assets (in fact who COVETS his neighbour's house, his wife, his manservant, his maidservant, his ox, his ASS and anything else that is his neighbour's) AND THEN breaks the EIGHTH Commandment: Thou shalt not steal.
[Note: In the Holy Bible:
The Tenth Commandment states:
"Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that is thy neighbour's." *
The eighth Commandment states:
"Thou shalt not steal."*
* From King James Bible "Authorized Version", Cambridge Edition Exodus 20:17 bit.ly/1EiAxWV ]
a spy,
a telecoms CEO, and
a banker?
A. The first is an asset who covers his ass
The second is an ass who covers his assets
The third is an ass who covers his ass and assets and COVETS his neighbour's ass and all his other assets (in fact who COVETS his neighbour's house, his wife, his manservant, his maidservant, his ox, his ASS and anything else that is his neighbour's) AND THEN breaks the EIGHTH Commandment: Thou shalt not steal.
[Note: In the Holy Bible:
The Tenth Commandment states:
"Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that is thy neighbour's." *
The eighth Commandment states:
"Thou shalt not steal."*
* From King James Bible "Authorized Version", Cambridge Edition Exodus 20:17 bit.ly/1EiAxWV ]
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I think most of you will agree that this should go in the NON-FICTION category! 
Nb: I really have improved this A LOT this morning to make it much clearer and less confusing. I have also included the appropriate biblical references. I rushed this previously and it was not easy to follow. Sorry about that. I do hope you like it now!
Nb: I really have improved this A LOT this morning to make it much clearer and less confusing. I have also included the appropriate biblical references. I rushed this previously and it was not easy to follow. Sorry about that. I do hope you like it now!
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lol i thought you were talking about the hmmmnn lol the church but bankers are just as bad.....